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		<title>Squirrel Gets Drunk On Fermented Pumpkin And Battles A Tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 01:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>People go out for happy hour, have one too many, and end up having to hand over their keys or call Uber for a ride home. Hilariously, animals can get in the same predicament if they eat fermented fruit or veggies. This squirrel is the perfect example: she got into the pumpkin patch where several [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People go out for happy hour, have one too many, and end up having to hand over their keys or call Uber for a ride home.</p>
<p>Hilariously, animals can get in the same predicament if they eat fermented fruit or veggies.</p>
<p>This squirrel is the perfect example: she got into the pumpkin patch where several of them had fermented, and after she had her fill, she decided she better get to her nest.</p>
<p>Easier said than done.</p>
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<p>The struggle is real! The first attempt up the tree makes her realize that it&#8217;s going to be harder than she thought.</p>
<p>She hangs on for a few seconds, then tumbles back to the ground and just lays there for a few seconds to regroup.</p>
<p>She looks up as if to say, &#8220;Can you help a girl out?&#8221;</p>
<p><center><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-12690" src="http://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging1.jpg" alt="" width="555" height="434" srcset="https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging1.jpg 386w, https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging1-300x235.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px" /></center><center></center>&nbsp;</p>
<p>But she&#8217;s not ready to give up just yet!</p>
<p>She gets back on the tree, and then just hangs there with her bottom sagging contemplating her next move.</p>
<p><center></center><center><img decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-12691" src="http://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging-22.jpg" alt="" width="566" height="439" srcset="https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging-22.jpg 343w, https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-hanging-22-300x233.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px" /></center><center></center>But a few seconds later, her head is hanging back again and she&#8217;s looking a little woozy.</p>
<p>This stuff takes some time to wear off,  ya know.</p>
<p><center></center><center><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-12693" src="http://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-33.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="507" srcset="https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-33.jpg 367w, https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-33-300x271.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px" /></center><center></center>And she&#8217;s getting frustrated, too.</p>
<p>You can tell; she gets back on the ground and starts shaking her tail.</p>
<p><center></center><center><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class=" wp-image-12694 aligncenter" src="http://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-44.jpg" alt="" width="556" height="467" srcset="https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-44.jpg 314w, https://addictingstories.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-44-300x252.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px" /></center><center></center>Finally, she decides she&#8217;ll just find a nice spot on the ground to sleep it off&#8230;hopefully not in the pumpkin patch! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p><center></center>Source: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0so5er4X3dc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">YouTube</a></p>
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